Am i weird?

I dont think that I am a weird person. Especially when I spend an hour at walmart or an afternoon at the mall. However, as a sat here. planning what i am going to do this weekend. I realized that i have some weird things that i do. Should i be institutionalized? probably not. But here are some weird things that i do that most dont.
1) I love reading the obituaries. About a year ago one of my best friends had a daughter pass away and since that day i have been hooked to reading obits. Everyday, in 3 seperate newspapers. I love reading what people accomplished in their lives, how many great grand kids they have and a glimpse if possible, on how they passed away. Sometimes i cry, sometimes i laugh and sometimes i am just amazed at what someone has been through. i then tend to think about what my own obit will say and if i should right my own or not. Weird, yea i know.

2) i bite my nails. as hard as i try i cant stop biting my nails. i do it without thinking about it. Its gross i know. i just cant stop.

3)I can watch 12 straight hours of football on any giving day in the fall. I love watching sports but in particular football. im sure by now my family hates football and the wonderful season of fall.

4)I will occasionally stick my finger in a fire ant hole just to see how long i can keep it in there. i dont like pain. I hate it and i often faint at the sign of blood but i like to be a little dangerous. Which may be the reason that i have broken many bones and i am frequently sick. Just call me danger!!!

5)and as donna says "You are as weird as hell for putting cheese on your speghetti"

Potty training

I know when potty training is in full swing at my house. I start saying things like "potty" "pee pee" instead of the usual not so nice "toilet" words. We are trying to get Kameha potty trained before the baby comes. because god help me if i have to change two kids diapers at the same time. Keana was potty trained well before Kameha was born. Which was wonderful. Kameha on the other hand is being very difficult. She will go for days at a time not going in her diaper and just to tick us off she will go in her pants. Kameha is very intelligent, its amazing the thought process that she has. Its also amazing to see at what legnths she will go through just to be defiant and differant. I have no doubts, at all, that she knows exactly what she is doing 95% of the time. To help Keana get potty trained we did the old "cold shower" method. Meaning that when she had an accident, we would give her a cold shower. I know its rather cruel. But, we were told that it works wonders. And it did. She only recieved like 3 cold showers and was potty trained. She has been wonderful. Well we decided to do the "cold shower" method with Kameha. So the story goes like this: Kameha, after a week of being perfect in using the potty decided to be a little trial and went in her panties. ( i feel odd writying that word) So we took her to the bathroom and she knew exactly what was coming. I turned on the water and she started to scream. we placed her in the bathtub with the water and her screaming. When she realized that she was going to get the shower and the cold water hit her. She did the opposite of what we thought she would do. As if on que, when the ice cold water hit her she started playing in it. she loved it. We were amazed she sat down and was having a grand ole time. And then she looked at me as if she was mocking me. Anyone that knows kameha knows she has a very cute laugh, but she also has a very sinister almost scary laugh. And thats what she did. so we let her play in the cold water. And when we tried to take her out she cried because she wanted to play some more. I have know idea what we are going to do to get her fully potty trained. And since she loves taking off her diaper and clothes. its always an adventure to make sure she gets to the bathroom without going on the floor. I have said it before, I love this girl and the way she acts. she can be a trial and very stressful at times. I however, hope she never changes.

This last week

This last week was good. I helped my inlaws move to their new ranch. Which is 7 miles or so from my house. But, and by butt i mean i did something to my left cheek. It hurts, it hurts like hell. I was helping unload a desk and i slipped. I felt something, something that hurt. I tried to be tuff and not let anyone know. I even played in two of my softball games, in which we are undefeated by the way. But, back to my butt. If i sit to long it really starts to hurt and believe it or not i have come to the conclusion that hurt butt cheeks can fall asleep much like your leg or arm can. I have no bruising. It just hurts especially when i go up stairs. I have come to the conclusion that i am getting old. I am still "in-shape" and i can hold my own in hoops or football. but im not 18. I dont feel bad. Atleast i am not horse or i would be dog food or glue by now.

My ride

Why yes i do ride a scooter. I love it. I get 90 miles to the gallon. and my insurance is $90 every four months. I am really tempted to upgrade to a real motorcycle but im not quite sure yet. I can get my scooter upto 60 mph. I go everywhere on it. Its perfect for a small town like brenham, with lots of country roads. The main negative about riding a scooter (besides getting hit by a truck) is that when i dont wear my helmet i will sometimes get bugs slamming into my face. And just like Loyd Christmas on dumb and dumber i have almost swallowed a june bug!

I relapsed

I'm addicted. I need help. Pray for me and my family. It is true i relapsed again this last weekend. I just cant stay away from Mt. Dew. That sweet citrus tastes makes my mouth water. Can anyone make MT. Dew. better? Why yes, yes you can. I once by accident put a lime slice in a mt dew drink. pure heavenly Bliss. Then one day at the store i noticed code red mountain dew. Once again prefection can be improved. Since i have been married i have quite the dew no less than 5 times. I have never had the "shakes" or head aches. I just miss the taste. Is it the caffine? Is it the fact that Mt dew got me through college? Im not sure. I just no that i cant get enough of it. I am not rendured useless if i dont drink it. I function fine. So am i addicted or just enjoy drinking it? I love pizza and try to eat it when i have a chance, but that doesnt make me addicted, does it?
As i type this I am reminded of another question/problem i have. Why do some people think that caffine is against the word of wisdom? I once, do to a conversation with a friend about said question asked a member of the seventy, that was also a proffesor of mine at the time. He told me that he is not sure how it started but he assured me that plenty of members in the quorum of the twelve and first presidency enjoyed their cokes. He also mentioned that the church owns quite a bit of Pepsi Cola. If you dont want to drink a product with caffine in it that is fine. Just dont claim its because it is a sin or the church is against it. THE CHURCH ISNT AGAINST CAFFINE!

Is that good cheese or bad meat?

Dont look at me like that. You act as if it never happenend to you. You are sitting there in a meeting and you start thinking man that guy next to me reeks of something fierce. Then later in the quad a student comes up to you to talk about school, but all you can think about is why dont college kids shower more, this guy smells. Then when you are sitting in your office contenplating wether you want to take a nap or do more work. you look around because that same stench is there again. you think to yourself is someone playing a joke on me? did i step in something? Then as you let out a big yawn, you raise your arms high in the air to stretch and it hits you like a ton of bricks. Tears come to your eyes. You throw up a little. YOU realize YOU forgot to put on deoderant. You are the one who stinks of great oder. Everyone should be offended at YOU. Well,i sit typing, trying not to pass out or raise up my hands. I cant believe i forgot to put on deodrant. That is something i do every day. I have definetly mocked those that i could tell forgot. Now i have no room to speak. Its still 2 hours to lunch when i can go home and take care of this little mix up. Until then i hope i dont make someone lose there appetite. But dont sit there and judge. i know you have also done this before. Or if you claim you havent, you will. And i will no longer laaugh at you.